Here's my rating system for my Cthulhu reviews. Obviously, 10 is the best, 1 is the worst...
10 Sanity Points- My head just exploded
9 Sanity Points- There is nothing but a black void. Our existence is pointless under the Elder Gods.
8 Sanity Points- The walls! The walls!!! They're bleeding and stretching!!!
7 Sanity Points- i just peed my pants
6 Sanity Points- *sounds of weeping*
5 Sanity Points- I'm going to go in a corner and hide...
4 Sanity Points- Okay, that's kinda creepy.
3 sanity points- Please...my mother is more frightening.
2 sanity points- Right. You're trying to scare me. Uh huh.
1 sanity point- *yawn*