Or would you rather i fondle your balls with a splintered cricket bat?
That's what i thought.
Which Serenity Character Are You? test: Your results:
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
|Honest and a defender of the innocent.
You sometimes make mistakes in judgment
but you are generally good and
would protect your crew from harm.
Nice that i'm most like Mal, but Simon as my second place? Erf?
Do You Know Your Music test:
Alas i couldn't be Barry. He had a great ass-crack.
Enemy of the X-tian church test:
What Goth Band Are You test:
Well, that figures. :)
Which Young Ones Character Are You?
I answered "yes" to 64 of 100 questions, making me 36.0% sexually pure (64.0% sexually corrupt); that is, i am 36.0% pure in the sex domain. My Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 35%, based on a comparison of my test results with 879613 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 56.5%.
Take this Purity Test
Man, i guess i really am naughty then. >:)
The Unspeakable One is the master of those who seek to unveil the mysteries of death. It is through meditation upon the Yellow Sign that the devotee of Hastur seeks transcendence to the city-realm of dim Carcosa. Through a complex series of visualizations that expand the aspirants void-consciousness, the final age will arise. Ruled by the ominous King in Yellow, a new stage of reality will come to fruition. Of the Olde Ones, Hastur is considered to be one of the most difficult to work with, his teachings being reserved exclusively for the Cthonian Adepts and Lords.
|Which Great Old One are you?|
Your Mythos Knowledge score is 130!
|"You know exactly what's going on, and because of this, you have no SAN left. You have seen the hidden messages in Lovecraft's letters, the secrets man was not meant to know, and you have given your soul freely to the Great Old Ones. In exchange, you will be eaten first, but it won't matter because you'll already be a mad, empty shell."|
| My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender
|Link: The Lovecraft Mythos Test written by RevErik on Ok Cupid|